What to do, what to do?
What to do on a rain day up here at the cottage?
How about build a "Camillo"?
If you don't live on this street,
you most likely have no idea what this is.
They are life-savers up here. You see, the wild animal population can open garbage cans, believe it or not, and make a HUGE mess. You then need your sturdiest of gloves, and an underdeveloped gag-reflex...
A 'Camillo' nearly eliminates the days when you have to pick up the garbage strewn about the yard and street which the animals got into overnight.
Like I said: Lifesavers.
A 'Camillo' nearly eliminates the days when you have to pick up the garbage strewn about the yard and street which the animals got into overnight.
Like I said: Lifesavers.
They line our street proudly,
and many families have designed and built their very own.
(A couple examples for your viewing pleasure:)
Camillo: cah-mill-O /n./:
Garbage protector; Garbage container to keep out raccoons and various other miscreants.
(Refer to picture below:)
(Refer to picture below:)
Camillo: cah-mill-O /v/: To put trash in a Camillo Receptacle.
As in, "Camillo the garbage, please, Nature Boy."
Name comes from a last name of a neighbor who was the pioneer in Camillo design here on the block way back in 2009.
Family #1 Built it to share with our family;
Our family (Family #2) watched and cheered;
And Family #3 had us laughing with the Facebook chatter about the most important project this street has seen yet this year:
Family #1: "Guess who is the newest person on the block to build a "Camillo"!?!?!?"
Lions Tigers and Boys Family (Family #2): "Ohhh! I know! I know! ;)"
Family #3: " Um...the Lions Tigers and Boys?"
Family #3: "How 2009 of you."
Family #3: "Was it designed by an engineer
[Note: Both adults happen to be brilliant engineers in Family #1]
or assembled with panels?"
Family #1: "We'll just say it may be so 2009, but it's big like the 80's"
Family #3: "How trashy."
(Meet Mr. 'B', builder of our shared Camillo:)
(Oh, the excitement -and witty comments, of course!- never end up here...)

(...who is the proud half-owner of a genuine 'Camillo'!)



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