Blogiversary, Blogaversary, Blogoversary...However You Spell It, I Got The Winning Names Right Here...

So sue me, I said I would post the names on Saturday...but I have busy! {I am in Washington D.C. for the weekend-}

Here is an example of why I am sometimes so busy...because this kind of stuff happens on a REGULAR {Oh, Lord! Help Me!} Basis around here...

We went to a Right To Life Family BBQ where the only person we knew was our Mail Carrier.

It was packed with lots of kids, lots of parents, lots of people.

Lots of great food, a beautiful pool to swim in, a bouncy castle for the kids to play in, horseshoe set up for the guys, and seven lovely acres to run through...

I noticed our "Happy Boy" walking towards my husband and I (as we are sitting, EATING, and chatting with an older couple) in an unusual way, and as he gets closer, he shakes his leg, and a blop of POO falls out his pant leg. (!!!) {Bigger that a golf ball!!!} Then he shakes out the other leg of his jeans, and a second blob plops out...

{How do you work THAT into a BBQ conversation?!}

My (fast thinking) Husband had a plastic grocery bag in his back pocket {I don't know why! Divine Providence??} and quickly scoops it up like he cleans up the dog stuff in our yard and excuses himself to find the trash...

Me? I mumble through my explanation of "we just started potty training-I am so sorry!" and make my way to a private grassy area to completely swipe him down with baby wipes...and because I didn't foresee this POOP explosion-the only clean clothes for Happy Boy was the one extra pair of undies {one size too big} because I accidentally brought his older brother's pair instead of his...

Needless to say~We said our goodbyes, and made a hasty exit.

As we are pulling away in the car, my husband and I are starting to laugh. Tin Man says, "Hey, Babe-At least it didn't happen in the pool..." (!!!)

{...Oh, Brother!!!}

You were here to see if you are a winner?

Don't you want to hear about why I was late posting the winners?

O.K. I will stop the stories and get to it-

The winner {chosen by Random Generated Numbers} is Lindsay-Ann, From the UK, over in the Cross-Stitch House, and faithfully left me a comment every day {I was rooting for ya! That is some dedication!}.

Come on Down! You have won the coveted prize behind Door #1!!!!

{"The Home is Where MY Heart Is-" prize}

The second winner is Miss MAC, my girl down in Tennesse who said she eats Chik-Fil-A in her car {Envious!}.

Come On Down, too!

You are the winner of the "I have three kids, and I need a break" {or something to that effect-} prize!!!

Congratulations to the winners-Please e-mail me your home address and I will get them in the mail this week...Unless I have Happy Boy making a POOPY mess out in public again-then it might take a bit longer!

For the Sore Losers:

A Consolation Prize:

Please tell the rest of us a funny story you have lived through to get us laughing again {with you, not at you-} since we didn't win anything...

(...Who has humorous days she can laugh at a week later, but sometimes, not at the time...)